In this week’s edition of ” Why Can’t Democrats Be Normal?” the comically deceitful Democrat front group Third Way just put out guidance for party officials that aims to help them speak like humans rather than demonically possessed psychiatrists. They haven’t quite figured out that if you have to be trained to be normal, you’re not.
“For a party that spends billions of dollars trying to find the perfect language to connect to voters, Democrats and their allies use an awful lot of words and phrases no ordinary person would ever dream of saying,” the group wrote in a report last weekend. It said the alien way Democrats tend to speak “puts a wall between us and everyday people of all races, religions, and ethnicities,” and that regular people only use the same ridiculous terms and jargon “as a form of derision or parody of Democrats.”
