Tucker, Candace and Caitlin- All Our Cucks in a Row

Recently, Tucker Carlson interviewed Hunter Biden. It was a friendly interview. Extremely cordial. Bizarrely cordial. Like two old boys from the upper crust sitting down together. Which they are. Hunter was talking about the disparity of wealth like he was Huey Long. A crack addicted Huey Long with no real convictions. He’s clearly strapped for cash.

Tucker did broach the subject of Hunter’s laptop, very gingerly. Very cordially. Like an old frat brother. But they did talk about it a lot more than Hunter and Candace Owens did. According to Hunter Biden, “all the forensic experts” have determined that all of the information bandied about publicly could not have come from the same source. In fact, Hunter claims there is no laptop. There never was a laptop. He seemed to blame Rudy Giuliani and some Ukrainian that he labels a Russian asset. To be fair, that’s what Democrats have been doing since 2016- labeling any inconvenient source a Russian asset. Hunter talked about nudity. On the laptop which didn’t exist. He called it a hard drive. Regardless, he insisted that his actions with the “women” were all consensual. He angrily denied Giuliani’s contention that there were nude images of “minor children” on the laptop. I mean hard drive. He called that “f’ing bullshit.” Tucker then chimed in that the information about abuse of minors “came from the Israelis.” He said the Israelis came to him with it. ZOG tried to frame Hunter? Somebody tell the Big Guy.