ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel almost had an epiphany on his Thursday show when confronted with some of the downright bizarre logic and language that transgender ideology compels its proponents to use. When discussing a heist involving over male sex toys, Kimmel found the company’s use of the phrase “penis owners” to be quite humorous. Likewise, Kimmel found the idea of President Trump being a female bobsledder absurd, but in neither case could he make the connection to the ideology he supports.
Kimmel began by setting the scene, “We have a big mystery to solve right now here in this city. $250,000 worth of male sex toys that were loaded onto a train headed from L.A. to Dallas have vanished. They are nowhere to be found. They loaded them on a freight train, and when the train got to Dallas, it was empty. The company says the thief made off with 330 Handy Massage Tube pleasure devices and 289 Handy Massage Pro Model pleasure devices. Police are looking for a suspect with 619 penises. So, please. That is a lot of sex toys. Can you imagine planning that heist? ‘Guys, we’re going to get the gang back together for one last job. And it’s going to be hot, you’ll see.’”
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