Prince Harry and award-winning Deal or No Deal briefcase girl Meghan Markle are fleeing the United States in fear for their lives, alleging the “bonkers” First Amendment called them names and made them cry.
“The First Amendment came wearing a MAGA hat, pounded on our front door, and asked what the skin tone of our babies were going to be. It’s literally the most racist racism I have ever experienced, and I should know — I grew up in Los Angeles. My neighbors were literally Klan members!” a makeup-caked, swimsuit-clad Markle said in a viral TikTok with millions of views aimed at cornering the market on thirst trap-contemplative internet content.
